Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth Chris Klein Alyson Hannigan , Thomas
Ian Nicholas,Eugene Levy, Natasha Lyonne,Chris Owen, Tara Reid,
Seann William Scott, Mena Suvari , Eddie Kaye Thomas and Jennifer
gangs all here ! Great friends and great laughs return home for
the summer! The pie's baking and the keg is tapped.
Even if you missed the first American Pie with its here- we -are-
world- entertain- us and please teach us what to do to / with
girls typical movie line boys-to-men saga you'll pick up on Pie's
humor. It's pretty basic post-teen plot stuff. It's the actors
that make it enjoyable, along with the often witty script!
Pie boys, Jim, Stifler, Kevin, OZ and Finch, are back for summer
from their first year at college. They decide to rent a local
cottage on the beach and make this the coolest summer ever. It's
the palace of love, they hope. Cork a keg and they will come
chicks that is, bikini clad babes from the beach in front. It
But still the guys have little life lessons brewing. Well, except
the Stiffmeister (Seann William Scott), he's still just looking
for perfect putang. Oz (Chris Klein) and Heather (Mena Suvari)
maintain a long distance relationship via a wee bit-o-AT&T
style foreplay, Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas) still pines for Mrs.
Stifler ( Jennifer Coolidge) after their turn-a-teen-into-a- man
romp- ala- Mrs. Robinson scene of American Pie one. Kevin's (Thomas
Ian Nicholas) all confused about friendships, and the future he
equals the "sensible" character all these farcical flicks
need to show the human side, the anchor; to the audience he equals
"the boring scenes." Poor
Jim (Jason Biggs), the pie lovin' all-American lad, returns home
to find he's famous, but not in a good way. Seems he's become
a big Internet star, due to his quick cyber captured cameo of
his pre-ejaculation over his super-smit-love interest the exchange
student, Nadia (Shannon "Worst Accent Award" Elizabeth).
Bad casting in Hollywood alert: Character Nadia looks like she's
about a year over 27! I mean high school student my ass!
Anyway, this Nadia, away on a sightseeing America tour, has contacted
dear Jim and wants a rendezvous. This means one thing: a second
chance at baggin' the babe. Problem is even the dork-to-the-tenth-power-geekazoid-band
girl Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) who helped Jim de-virginize has
informed him he's the worst lover in the Continental United States
and parts of Puerto Rico. He'll need lessons if he hopes to impress
the leggy high school exchange student Nadia. Can she help him?
And Pie 2's , real star, Jason Biggs' Jim is still humiliating
himself with sexual calamities, and his dad (Eugene "uni-brow"
Levy) is still in the wrong place at the right time. But, it's
not the now infamous apple pie Jason's eying for a little hide
the penis in the, well, pie. No! This time he's grown sexually--it's
been a year after all. He's more into porn stimulation and juicy
or is that lubricant? Oopsie, someone's
got their Golly Roger all super glued up! One of the funniest
scenes in the film again involves Biggs' , er, Jim's, self-gratification
gone awry. Schmuck.
Levy has some classic lines that I could picture on tee shirts.
Love this man. If you have missed Best
in Show rent it tonight!
cast is gorgeous; the extra-girls are strategically cut from that
beach- bingo- mold- of -a- teen movie era gone by so the guys
will be all-happied-up. The returning cast-o-boys still have a
few years till they blossom into full aged mansteaks. But, they're
in college (=legal) and looking mighty edible. Especially this
young buck, Seann William Scott. Um, yum! Plus he's the one to
watch out of the ensemble your wagering a side "who'll have
an extended career" bet. Sure, Seannie-poo's playing repulsive
slithering man pig "Stifler" in this, but beneath the
titty-mad façade is a handsome fellow and a great comedic
actor. I recommend more shirt-off roles though. Just a thought...
It's not quite as funny or original but, it works and the laughs
are plenty. Enjoy!
recommendation: Hot Dogs, Lubed prophylactics, and Beer.