How old are you?
What am I a cheese?

What sign are you?
Yield to oncoming traffic...
Libra with Virgo rising - which would explain why I'm a discombobulated neat person and haphazard perfectionist.
What's your favorite movie?
That, dear reader, is an impossible promulgation.

Occupation:
Chickbabe movie reviewer and celebrity interviewer for a multitude of hip-n-happin' publications. BluntReview.com is the mother-ship.

Do you have any hobbies?
Ogling men in movies, glass eye collecting (prefer the Laliques), and my 78 collection. It runs in da family - Grandpa had 50 violins on display in the livingroom....

What's your favorite vacation spot?
I love Clinton (aka Hell's Kitchen - know and love Rudy's) or Montmarte...

What annoys you?
The life-span of pita bread...and redundant conversation.

You're quite verbal. What's your education?
Julienned at Julliard.

What's an Emilyism?
Apparently I speak in my own venacular. The "Emilyism" Dictionary is found here->

Are you married?
I always say, " It's better to be alone... than pretending you like their Yes album collection." Seriously? I am waiting for those three magic words: "I hate airconditioning."

I am a complex mixture of contradictions, with a frosty Freudian cocktail of confusion, my friends.

You breeding?
Nah not goin' there. But, I have canine sons. The joy of life, Sir Clyde of Nottingham and Mr. Taylor-schnitzelpoo:

1988- 2005

1988- 2007

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the latest member of the family,
Orson Welles Blunt
2006 -

Here's the 411 on Orson. He's was about a month-old when I spotted him (a Lab-Ridgebacked boy) dodging traffic to oblivious humans back on Thanksgiving Day 2006. I was heading to a friend's for chow. I wasn't looking for attachments...

Slamming on the brakes I coaxed him into my car and onto my lap. He was a puppy made up of about 7 pounds of pure love. Ivicted love apparently...

I was smitten,and after no one came forward, I invited him to play the role of a life time. He was to be a leading man (like his nakesake); heart stealer and scene stealer. I never made the dinner...

Today, he's the resident genius. Orson's hobbies include chewies, teddy bear de-stuffing, pertrifying passerbys with a bellowing bark, and helping to weed the back yard - literally. I never would have belived it. He saw me pulling weeds and nudged my hand aside. He then dug them out using hiw paws in a squaring motion. It was like he'd been schooled. He's a great - overly dramatic -guard dog and now weighs in at about 70 pounds. He's a big boy - like Mr. Welles was.

However, unlike the icon for which he is named, this Orson Welles hates a camera. He is so filled with dread of its being in the same room with him in fact, that, one wonders if he's not some reincarnated actor who upon seeing himself ham-it-up upon a screen jumped off the Hollywood sign. Just a thought.

Adopt a dog would ya!

If you were stuck on a deserted Caribbean island, who would you want to be stuck with?
Easy peesy! A multicultural chef, a diversified musician and an exotic male dancer with a strong resemblance to Mr. Javier Bardem; They'd all be fitted with their necessary equipment, natch.

What’s your favorite TV show?
The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart, Colbert Report, Good Eats and The History Detectives.

Who’s your favorite musical group(s)?
I like to drive to Elfman and Brion soundtracks - choreograph a canyon drive. Dean Martin or Bobby Darin are never more than an arm's reach away. And I am also guilty of blasting Joe Strummer & Mescaleros frequently upon the pristine sound system within the abode.

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