- Adj., N. - A beautiful woman, e.g., Salma
Chickbabe Squared - Adj., N. - A beautiful, talented,
strong and intelligent woman, e.g., Drew
Barrymore or Mena Suvari
Digger - A lesbian.
Crapfest Extravaganza - Adj. The entire production
lacks a redeeming value, e.g.,
Dumb and Dumberer
- Adj. The film or performance was bad.
Dingleberry - Adj. A bad actor that should never/ever
be set forth on any stage/screen, e.g., Tom Green
El Purro - Expression. An exclamation of lustful respect.
- aka "emergency-movie-puke-bag," for extremely
nauseating scene, guy,girl etc. etc.
Faux Pas of Poo - Adj. Scene/film that inexplicably ruins
- Expression. Really annoying.
Frilly Fructose - Adj. A scene/film with too much "gosh-golly"
Javierish - Adj. Handsome as Javier Bardem, Bardem
being the zenith of attraction for Ms. Blunt. Also N. "Javier"
Man and V. "Manly as Javier," Adj., e.g., "Diego
Luna is so viciously Javierish a gal could lose her mind!"
Land of Lost Hallmark Cards - Adj. A film/scene riddled
with hokey emotion/sentiment.
Landscape of Tremendous Proportions - Adj. A taller
handsome man with a bit of innuendo...e.g.: Jeremy
Man Heroin - Adj. A man so handsome/talented he's become
an addiction, e.g., John Cusack
Man-o-Manoshevitz - Expression. A gasp-like reaction -
usually derogatory, e.g., Anger
- A flavor with an almost maple syrup sweetness used in studmuffin
descriptions, e.g., Vincent D'Onofrio
is a manlyberry studmuffin of pure yum. Brad
Pitt is a toasted butter smeared manlyberry studmuffin
Mansteak - Adj. An extremely handsome/doable man.
Mansteak Extravaganza - Adj. A film and or production
filled with many handsome men, e.g., The
Italian Job or Ocean's
Manstew - Adj., N. A male actor that has the looks,
the talent etc - the whole package, e.g., Clive
Owen or Paul Bettany
On a Scale of 1 to George Clooney - Expression -
George Clooney being the end all of manlyberry studmuffins
for Ms. Blunt (Yes, even a smidge above Javier Bardem in the
pouncing gal's view).
Piñata of Yum - Adj. Human perfection; tall, handsome,
beautiful, talented, e.g., Benicio
Poodle-poo - Adj. It's really bad.
Purrfection - V., Adj. A spin on perfection used for a
great performance or physical attribute. Also: Purrfect. e.g.,
Rhesus Monkey Sex - V. To go a bit frantic (sexually)
on someone, e.g.,"I'd like to go rabid Rhesus monkey
on Nic Cage for a few undisturbed
- Expression. A knee-jerk purring reaction when in the presence
of a delectable fellow, e.g.,Jim
- Adjective. A man not unlike a breaded, full fat portion
of beefy cakes with a decidedly European flare. e.g., Ryan
Gosling (who's Canadian - but you get the drift )
- Adj. Gorgeous man.
Studmuffin Extravaganza - Adj., N. A film/scene/production
riddled with exceptional men, e.g.,The
Italian Job or Ocean's
- Interjection. A gasp or reaction to the unbelievable nerve
of a scene/actor/production.
Chest of Yum - Adj., N. An exceptionally talented and/or
beautiful/handsome actor, e.g., Orlando
Twitch (or Raising) of an Eyebrow - V. To raise an
eyebrow in lustful expression...
Um - Yum - Adj. Breathless about a fellow.
Vaughnish - Adj. Used to describe a tall and edible male.
The purrfect example of an evil sexy male.
kitten canoodle! - Silly Dr. Seussy version of Kit and
Kaboodle - the whole enchilada - etc etc. It's just fun to
say and less cliche then the cliche.
- Exclamation - Yes, it's a Marx Brothers' play on words...
Yummitini - Adj. A delectable man.
Yummitini with a twist of Lemmon - Adj. Reserved for fave
mansteak Kevin Spacey, YTL
is a loving reference to Spacey's given studom with an accent
on glorious mentor/friend/mega-talent Jack Lemmon.
Yum-o-rama - Adj. Extreme lust/love for actor/production.